Mansergh Accidentally Reveals Greens Not Human

In a shock slip of the tongue, uncharacteristic of the normally phlegmatic Fianna Fail eminence grise, Martin Mansergh last night reveled that the Green Party are not a normal human party. They are in fact seemingly the result of an accident involving an interstellar spore-transporter. The astounding truth emerged on TV3′s prototype television programme “Tonight [...]