Eamon Ryan: “Green”
Concluding our Green Party mini-series of clips is Eamon Ryan (pictured below in pre-Faustian times). When we first broadcast this sketch the Green Party on Twitter accused us of believing Pat Rabittes...
View ArticleMinister For Communications Rejects Claims That Price Increase Will Result In...
The Minister for Obfuscation, Lethargy & Unnatural Reflexes Eamon Ryan has rejected claims that a 5% rise in electricity prices will result in prices for electricity which are 5% higher. Small...
View Article100% Of Cabinet Struggle With Basic Maths
A report from the National Adult Literacy Agency has revealed that 100% of the Fianna Fail / Green Party cabinet struggle with basic maths. That’s almost all of them. Taoiseach Brian Cowan Calculates...
View ArticleNew Green Plan – Lets ALL Join Fianna Fail
Eamon Ryan, Grown-Up Green Minister for Talking Out Loud In A Muppetty Way Eamon Ryan last night used an appearance on RTE’s The Week In Politics to outline his many beliefs and placatory hand gestures...
View ArticleGreen Party Cannot Be Destroyed As It Is An Idea, Claim Gormley, Ryan
In a shock announcement the leader of the Green Party has backed Eamon Ryan’s assertion that the Green Party can never be destroyed because it is not in fact a party, but rather “an idea”. The rogue...
View ArticleMansergh Accidentally Reveals Greens Not Human
In a shock slip of the tongue, uncharacteristic of the normally phlegmatic Fianna Fail eminence grise, Martin Mansergh last night reveled that the Green Party are not a normal human party. They are in...
View ArticleSmall Woodland Creatures Pull Out Of Burning Forest
At a press conference held in a smouldering tree stump yesterday The Small Woodland Creatures Party announced that it was pulling out of the blazing forest. The Small Woodland Creature party has been...
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